Here's another petitioner whose TV remote is missing an ON/OFF button. It's not sufficient to ban smoking from children's programs. It should be banished from TV altogether according to Paula Nielsen. And why does Ms Nielsen want it banned altogether? It's because she recently had to give up smoking, and if she can't smoke any more then she doesn't want to see anyone else enjoying themselves.We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Ban smoking on television programmes.
Poll started by: Paula Nielsen
Deadline: 19 March 2009
Whatever next? If your doctor tells you to go on a diet and lose some weight, should we ban eating from TV too?
My advice would be to watch a bit less TV and do something else instead. Try surfing the internet for a change. I found a great little video over at YouTube the other day...
Notable signatories
- every time sex is on tv i want it,and food,clothes,do we ban that to,
Have you had enough of people moving into our country, taking our jobs and moving in next door? Sean Martin has, and he wants something done about it. As Mr Martin says, "seeing as we are the one's who have lived here all our lives surely we should have first choice on schools, benefits, housing and medical/dental care!"

Not all polls make it through the screening process, and Teresa Wright is no stranger to the reject bin at the e-petition website. Among her unsuccessful submissions we found the following examples:
Mr Storer has had enough. There's simply far too much in the way of terrorism, gang killings and general lawlessness in society these days. It's time to take back the streets by filling them with soldiers with orders to shoot first and ask questions later. It's the only language these punks understand.
Is the credit crunch driving you crackers? Are you lacking the wherewithal to purchase more Wensleydale? Are Roquefort, Stilton and Lymeswold more than you can afford? In short, are you sitting there wishing you could buy more cheese?