It's a well-known fact that thumping your television is a reliable and successful technique for curing all sort of reception problems. What isn't so well known is that a similar technique can be used to cure all manner of mental problems in humans.Poll started by: Andy Kadir-Buxton
Deadline: 5 September 2009
At least, that's the opinion of Andy Kadir-Buxton, who has developed a special technique not unlike the face slap used in the 1991 You've Been Tangoed TV ad, which sparked a craze for "Tangoing" people which swept the nation's playgrounds and resulted in numerous ear injuries.
This technique could have saved 35,000 lives by now if only the medical authorities had listened to Mr Kadir-Buxton. Sadly, he has so far been unable to get this technique approved by the medical community. Apparently psychiatrists are refusing to provide endorsements because it would replace their profession with Practice Nurses. It's time for the government to step in and ensure that all psychiatric hospitals are able to offer this ground-breaking treatment.
Kadir-Buxton has published a website where you can learn more about the remarkable benefits of this technique.
Disclaimer: Daft Petitions accepts no responsibility for damage to ears, brains or TV sets resulting from the use of this reliable and successful technique.
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